Yoda Found in Popcorn?!
This story comes from the ‘Way Out There’ files… we apologise in advance for any Silly Season… silliness…
This just in from our roving food service reporter… Yoda lives!
The above images are of a recently discovered piece of abberant popcorn, clearly reminiscent of a famous green Jedi Master. Fortunately, the edible artifact was scanned prior to the disoverer’s attempts to embalm it in ethanol: due to the loss of an ear and a surplus of this dangerous fluid, Yoda now resides in the biohazard rubbish at Auckland University. These are the last photos taken before the untimely destruction.